releasethedoves:

"thanks to this mic stand for being really tall"

Dad’s out, so I got a machete just in case. Tried the funky eyeliner thing and failed, but I wanted to look sort of warrior-like?? Idk it’s 5 AM.

Dad’s out, so I got a machete just in case. Tried the funky eyeliner thing and failed, but I wanted to look sort of warrior-like?? Idk it’s 5 AM.

(Source: bamhbies)

alexgaskarthdoingthings:

Why is calling somebody a punk an insult like hell yeah im punk I bleed fall out boy

puppetmasternaegi:

2xpistolsandawink:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

aktwerkthatbooty:

Jesus Christ.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

I just hurt myself laughing

Jesus, you JESUS.

OH MY GOD

(Source: candywater)

(Source: patdlovers)

frankieoreo:

twentyoneclits:

falloutpaxdays:

punksherlock:

nohomosherlock:

punksherlock:

scandalinirene:

phall-out-boy:

I Constantly Thank God For Pete

I Thank Petes Not Tragedies 

Thanking Pete Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

The Only Difference Between Thanking Pete and Suicide Is Press Coverage

Time to Thank Pete

Build God, Then We’ll Thank Pete

Theres A Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Havent Thanked Pete Yet

But It’s Better If You Thank Pete

(Source: burgertv)

laddersoftherain:

queermagicalgirls:

condesces:

i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

i owe the universe nothing

i exist on my own terms

#the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that one time

#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying

arefalloutboybacktogetheryet:

(better off as lovers & not the other way around)

batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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(Source: gaerard)

(Source: flxwerpuffgirls)

calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.